breffski:

tumblr famous when they get 20k reblogs:

me when i get 20 reblogs:

tumblr famous people when they have 10k followers:

me with 270 followers:

tumblr famous people when someone inbox’s them to be their friend:

me when i get an inbox asking to be a friend:

(via deductionwiththedoctor)

me: does it make me a bad person if i unfollow people who pin stuff a lot? jk jk i am obvs not a bad person, they are bad people. bad, annoying people.

me: *self-validated*

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

I actually almost just died though. I literally LOL’d. That’s so rare.

(via skyhook-pt2)